- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Cheese

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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