- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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