a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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