- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

HELLO EVERYONE

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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