When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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