- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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