What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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