Allah walked into AK Bar

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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