- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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