Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Hey Shea

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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