Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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I am a mime

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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