- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

So a man walks into a bar, right?

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........