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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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