- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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