Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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