Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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