- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

My mom

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

like if your cool

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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