What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's 9+10? 19

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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