What more orange that a lime? Most things.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Im taking a shit right now.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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