There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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like if your cool

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What is my name? I dont know

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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