Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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