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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A black man walks out of a police station

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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