What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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