- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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