whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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