Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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