What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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