- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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