- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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