What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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like most people my age. im 27

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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