what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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