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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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