A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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My mom

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like if your cool

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Anti Joke

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