- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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