- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Hey Shea

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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