- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Potassium? K.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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