Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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