- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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