- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Your girlfriend.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

NEVER

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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