What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A dog was barking at a tree

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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