- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

this website is a bad joke

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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