Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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