My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Read a Book.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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