- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

All of these jokes are about white people

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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