Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Wanna hear a joke? no

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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