Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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God is real.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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