A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Corn Muffins

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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