Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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