A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Corn Muffins

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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