You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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