- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

My spelling is horrible

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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