What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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