Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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