Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Anti Joke

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