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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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