- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

My spelling is horrible

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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