So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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