How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Tunechi

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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