What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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