- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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