An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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