- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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