A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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