- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What page are you on The gay page.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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