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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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