Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Anti Joke

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