- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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