- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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