What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Albino African Americans

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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