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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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