- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Tony Romo

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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