- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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