What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

haha black people :D

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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