- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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