How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Albino African Americans

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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