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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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