- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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