- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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