Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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