- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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