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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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