- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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