Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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