- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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