- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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