My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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The holocaust

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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