What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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