- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

womens rights

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

miha kako si?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

i'm hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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