- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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