A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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