Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Turkey Balls

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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I had a submarine.... once

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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