- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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