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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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