whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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I'm Polish.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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