What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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