- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Pain Olympics.

My cat just died.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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