- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??