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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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