Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

An anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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