What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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