What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

bangers and mash?

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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