- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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