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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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