- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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