Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

like most people my age. im 27

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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