- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Potassium? K.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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