What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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