Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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