- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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