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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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