one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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A black man walks out of a police station

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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